I’d like to buy a caravan.
Certainly sir, have seat. Would you like a cuppa ?
Should I get the biscuits out.
Your advert said from £18,000
What a shame, we just sold the last of them. Massive demand.
Clown, how else would we get you in here. Forget the biscuits
Have you any second hand.
Sorry, our owners are so happy here they rarely come on the market.
Loads, but that’s the last resort. Not enough commission.
We have a van just come in that is perfect for you but you will have to sign up today or it will be snapped up.
Hell, we’ve still got 10 of these to shift.
What’s the depreciation on a van
Most things depreciate a little, no worse than a car.
How quick can you barbeque an ice lolly
