The Grand Tour. Let us take you on the grand tour that all potential owners are subjected to and discover the reality behind the facade.
Your first visit will be to the pub with no bar which looks really nice and you will often have a prolonged look at the decor as you can wait up to 40 minutes for a drink due to the new waiter service that has not worked since it was introduced.
Your next port of call will be the games room where you could have a game of pool, darts, bar billiards or snooker if they had not removed everything but the snooker table.
Next we have the new reduced size gym for the smaller bodybuilder who does not require much oxygen.
You never know what you might find in the bottom of the new cold water Jacuzzi with unique eye stinging feature specially designed for Rockley. Chase round the shower trying to find the jets that are not clogged up or watch the water accumulate three foot from the drain. The changing rooms look good, pity they also double up as the public toilets for the bar and have caused many an embarrassing situation for users. CLICK HERE FOR THE TROPICANA
